Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima

Pottery Award

for Worst Writing

Life's a beach, and then you die.
Death Stranding
Kojima Productions
If you're not Mussolini, you're Stalin.
Disco Elysium
ZA/UM
I realized, this is not a sex worker. This is a fucking magician.
Borderlands 3
Gearbox Software
So bad, they had to downgrade the character designs to match the writing quality.
Indivisible
Lab Zero Games
Tell me anything about Anthem's plot. Go on, I dare you.
Anthem
BioWare, Bioware Austin
I hated all 80% of it.
Life is Strange 2 (Chapters 2-5)
Dontnod Entertainment
An energy crisis in pokemon? Are you fucking kidding me?
Pokémon Sword and Shield
Game Freak
Lemonade.
YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Ackk Studios
Remember kids, fascism bad, Capitalism goooood.
The Outer Worlds
Obsidian Entertainment
YEEEEE HAW! LET'S GO KILL SOME NAZI SCUMS, SIS!
Wolfenstein: Youngblood
Arkane Studios, MachineGames
The rebellion and the empire, again, for the 100th time. I hope you like empty platitudes about evil being subjective while Darth Vader force chokes people left and right.
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
Respawn Entertainment
The writing matured alongside the fanbase... that is, not at all.
Kingdom Hearts III
Square Enix
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

Most Hated Award

for Most Hated Game of the Year

Least Worst Award

for Least Worst Game of the Year

Seal of Quality Award

for Biggest Technical Blunder

New Challenger Award

for Best New IP

IP Twist Award

for Best New Implementation of an Old Franchise

Blue Checkmark Award

for Most Pointless Controversy

Patapon Award

for Best Soundtrack

Electric Boogaloo Award

for Worst Sequel

Good Deed Award

for Biggest Redemption in Gaming

BUY MY GAME AWARD

for Most Blatantly Promoted Game

Plot and Backstory Award

for Best Representation of Women

The Billy Herrington Award

for Best Representation of Men

Tablet Mode Award

for Worst Graphics

8K ULTRA HD 2160P RETINA DISPLAY AWARD

for Best Graphics

AESTHETICS Award

for Best Visual Aesthetics

Pottery Award

for Worst Writing

Tahiti Award

for Best Writing

MT/v/ Award

for Best /v/ the Musical Song

Guilty Pleasure Award

for the Game I Like but /v/ Hates

Hate Machine Award

for Crimes Against Gaming

Hyperbole Award

for Best Trailer

Kamige Award

for Best Eroge

Not Important Award

for Worst Character

Kiryu Award

for Best Character

Niche Award

for Best Game that Nobody Played

PIXEL5 R 74T

for Most Pretentious Indie Game

Press X to Win the Award

for Worst Gameplay

Book by its Cover Award

for Best Box Art

Smug Pessimist Award

for Most Disappointing Game

Please Be Good Award

for Most Anticipated Game

/vr/ Award

for Best Video Game of 1999

Swine Flu Award

for Best Video Game of 2009

10 Out of 10's Award

for Least Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

0 Out of 10's Award

for Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

Ludo Kino Award

for Best Movie Based On A Video Game of All Time

A Award Is You

for Worst Localization of All Time

Cease and Desist Award

for Best Fangame of All Time

Consume Product Award

for Best Product

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