Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima


for Best Visual Aesthetics

It's rare to find a game where every item in every room looks unique.
Luigi's Mansion 3
Next Level Games
Boomer aesthetic.
Devil May Cry 5
Start in a government office building, end up in a Death Grips music video.
Remedy Entertainment
Katana Zero
My favorite visual aesthetic: Japan.
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
From Software
It's like if Jackson Pollock tried to paint a person.
Disco Elysium
Even ignoring dialogue, Kojima excels in reminding us that we're all lonely and empty inside.
Death Stranding
Kojima Productions
Look man, I wish 90`s internet looked like this. It makes me nostalgic for it, even though I still remember it was mostly hamster dance and shitty geocities fan sites.
Hypnospace Outlaw
Tendershoot, Michael Lasch, ThatWhichIs Media
Anime and blue turn out to be a killer combination
Astral Chain
>nintenyearolds excited over literal toys
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Much like a children`s picture book, I find myself rooting for the poor humans being tormented by sentient animals.
Untitled Goose Game
House House
The best use of basic white blobs in indie games.
Baba is You
Hempuli Oy
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

Most Hated Award

for Most Hated Game of the Year

Least Worst Award

for Least Worst Game of the Year

Seal of Quality Award

for Biggest Technical Blunder

New Challenger Award

for Best New IP

IP Twist Award

for Best New Implementation of an Old Franchise

Blue Checkmark Award

for Most Pointless Controversy

Patapon Award

for Best Soundtrack

Electric Boogaloo Award

for Worst Sequel

Good Deed Award

for Biggest Redemption in Gaming


for Most Blatantly Promoted Game

Plot and Backstory Award

for Best Representation of Women

The Billy Herrington Award

for Best Representation of Men

Tablet Mode Award

for Worst Graphics


for Best Graphics


for Best Visual Aesthetics

Pottery Award

for Worst Writing

Tahiti Award

for Best Writing

MT/v/ Award

for Best /v/ the Musical Song

Guilty Pleasure Award

for the Game I Like but /v/ Hates

Hate Machine Award

for Crimes Against Gaming

Hyperbole Award

for Best Trailer

Kamige Award

for Best Eroge

Not Important Award

for Worst Character

Kiryu Award

for Best Character

Niche Award

for Best Game that Nobody Played


for Most Pretentious Indie Game

Press X to Win the Award

for Worst Gameplay

Book by its Cover Award

for Best Box Art

Smug Pessimist Award

for Most Disappointing Game

Please Be Good Award

for Most Anticipated Game

/vr/ Award

for Best Video Game of 1999

Swine Flu Award

for Best Video Game of 2009

10 Out of 10's Award

for Least Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

0 Out of 10's Award

for Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

Ludo Kino Award

for Best Movie Based On A Video Game of All Time

A Award Is You

for Worst Localization of All Time

Cease and Desist Award

for Best Fangame of All Time

Consume Product Award

for Best Product

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