That's okay, Uncle Yu, I don't want it anymore.

The first Kojima game outside Metal Gear Solid in years, and it's an Amazon Prime sim

The game was in early access for six years, but the disappointment you feel is gonna last forever.

How low can your life go before you preorder EA's Destiny clone?

Yeah, another surviving Jedi. The 10th one. I'm dissapointed too on how shitty those imperial troopers are on killing Jedi.

This released after pre-sequel to the sequel. What's left to play?

What were you expecting from a franchise that took ten games to count to three?

Artyom just can't catch a break.

I thought you had to play a game to care about it.

You know, I can only imagine how this game's critique of capitalism and expansionism would have been written if we had actual writers instead of Californian hipsters whose whole understanding of capitalism is "Companies bad, Profit bad."

Yes, it was fun, yes we enjoyed it, but we were always expecting more. We hoped for DMC 3 times 3, but we instead got DMC 4 times 2.5.

I just want to go back to 2D games. Is that so hard to fucking ask?