Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima

Smug Pessimist Award

for Most Disappointing Game

The first Kojima game outside Metal Gear Solid in years, and it's an Amazon Prime sim
Death Stranding
Kojima Productions
Yes, it was fun, yes we enjoyed it, but we were always expecting more. We hoped for DMC 3 times 3, but we instead got DMC 4 times 2.5.
Devil May Cry 5
The game was in early access for six years, but the disappointment you feel is gonna last forever.
Cube World
How low can your life go before you preorder EA's Destiny clone?
This released after pre-sequel to the sequel. What's left to play?
Borderlands 3
Gearbox Software
That's okay, Uncle Yu, I don't want it anymore.
Shenmue III
Ys Net
You know, I can only imagine how this game's critique of capitalism and expansionism would have been written if we had actual writers instead of Californian hipsters whose whole understanding of capitalism is "Companies bad, Profit bad."
The Outer Worlds
Obsidian Entertainment
I thought you had to play a game to care about it.
Crackdown 3
Sumo Digital
Yeah, another surviving Jedi. The 10th one. I'm dissapointed too on how shitty those imperial troopers are on killing Jedi.
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
Respawn Entertainment
Artyom just can't catch a break.
Metro Exodus
4A Games
I just want to go back to 2D games. Is that so hard to fucking ask?
Pokémon Sword/Shield
Game Freak
What were you expecting from a franchise that took ten games to count to three?
Kingdom Hearts III
Square Enix Business Division 3
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

Most Hated Award

for Most Hated Game of the Year

Least Worst Award

for Least Worst Game of the Year

Seal of Quality Award

for Biggest Technical Blunder

New Challenger Award

for Best New IP

IP Twist Award

for Best New Implementation of an Old Franchise

Blue Checkmark Award

for Most Pointless Controversy

Patapon Award

for Best Soundtrack

Electric Boogaloo Award

for Worst Sequel

Good Deed Award

for Biggest Redemption in Gaming


for Most Blatantly Promoted Game

Plot and Backstory Award

for Best Representation of Women

The Billy Herrington Award

for Best Representation of Men

Tablet Mode Award

for Worst Graphics


for Best Graphics


for Best Visual Aesthetics

Pottery Award

for Worst Writing

Tahiti Award

for Best Writing

MT/v/ Award

for Best /v/ the Musical Song

Guilty Pleasure Award

for the Game I Like but /v/ Hates

Hate Machine Award

for Crimes Against Gaming

Hyperbole Award

for Best Trailer

Kamige Award

for Best Eroge

Not Important Award

for Worst Character

Kiryu Award

for Best Character

Niche Award

for Best Game that Nobody Played


for Most Pretentious Indie Game

Press X to Win the Award

for Worst Gameplay

Book by its Cover Award

for Best Box Art

Smug Pessimist Award

for Most Disappointing Game

Please Be Good Award

for Most Anticipated Game

/vr/ Award

for Best Video Game of 1999

Swine Flu Award

for Best Video Game of 2009

10 Out of 10's Award

for Least Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

0 Out of 10's Award

for Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

Ludo Kino Award

for Best Movie Based On A Video Game of All Time

A Award Is You

for Worst Localization of All Time

Cease and Desist Award

for Best Fangame of All Time

Consume Product Award

for Best Product

Your Inventory

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