Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima

Tahiti Award

for Best Writing

It's the same resident evil cheese, but the grit and experience of two decade's worth of horror references.
Resident Evil 2
A detective game that lets me skip the shit I've already done in repeated playthroughs!
AI: The Somnium Files
Spike Chunsoft
>game punishes you for disagreeing politically with the devs
Disco Elysium
Fancy enough twists and turns, and you'll wonder why you didn't get into the delivery business sooner.
Death Stranding
Kojima Productions
At times, those support convos really hit hard.
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Intelligent Systems, Koei Tecmo
Would Obsidian have gotten that Bethesda bonus for this game?
The Outer Worlds
Obsidian Entertainment
It's like if Seven Samurai was called One Samurai. And the samurai had a grapple hook. And it had nothing to do with the plot of Seven Samurai.
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
From Software
Take note, everyone. This is how you make a silent protagonist work.
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Square Enix
Nero's been through some shit.
Devil May Cry 5
Turns out SCP stuff really would make a fun game. Maybe not a deep game, but you know, SCPs fucking up stuff is always fun.
Remedy Entertainment
Being the cyber police is actually pretty tough. With all the satanic monsters and shitty dial-up.
Hypnospace Outlaw
Tendershoot, Michael Lasch, ThatWhichIs Media
I can't wait for Hbomberguy to make a two hour video praising this game only to recommend not playing it.
Pathologic 2
Ice-Pick Lodge
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

Most Hated Award

for Most Hated Game of the Year

Least Worst Award

for Least Worst Game of the Year

Seal of Quality Award

for Biggest Technical Blunder

New Challenger Award

for Best New IP

IP Twist Award

for Best New Implementation of an Old Franchise

Blue Checkmark Award

for Most Pointless Controversy

Patapon Award

for Best Soundtrack

Electric Boogaloo Award

for Worst Sequel

Good Deed Award

for Biggest Redemption in Gaming


for Most Blatantly Promoted Game

Plot and Backstory Award

for Best Representation of Women

The Billy Herrington Award

for Best Representation of Men

Tablet Mode Award

for Worst Graphics


for Best Graphics


for Best Visual Aesthetics

Pottery Award

for Worst Writing

Tahiti Award

for Best Writing

MT/v/ Award

for Best /v/ the Musical Song

Guilty Pleasure Award

for the Game I Like but /v/ Hates

Hate Machine Award

for Crimes Against Gaming

Hyperbole Award

for Best Trailer

Kamige Award

for Best Eroge

Not Important Award

for Worst Character

Kiryu Award

for Best Character

Niche Award

for Best Game that Nobody Played


for Most Pretentious Indie Game

Press X to Win the Award

for Worst Gameplay

Book by its Cover Award

for Best Box Art

Smug Pessimist Award

for Most Disappointing Game

Please Be Good Award

for Most Anticipated Game

/vr/ Award

for Best Video Game of 1999

Swine Flu Award

for Best Video Game of 2009

10 Out of 10's Award

for Least Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

0 Out of 10's Award

for Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

Ludo Kino Award

for Best Movie Based On A Video Game of All Time

A Award Is You

for Worst Localization of All Time

Cease and Desist Award

for Best Fangame of All Time

Consume Product Award

for Best Product

Your Inventory

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