Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima

Hate Machine Award

for Crimes Against Gaming

Fallout First, no signs of TES VI this year, and an embrace of online-first has accelerated Bethesda's descent into darkness.
Bethesda
The eyes
Imagine having your financial year plan dependant on Anthem.
EA
It's tradition at this point
Come on, I know you want to.
SJWs
Every year until you like it
Negative Latency guys! Time isn't linear if your name is Google!
Google Stadia
"The Netflix of Gaming"
"Every Pokemon is somebody's favorite" -Some guy who doesn't matter anymore
Pokémon Sword and Shield & Dexit
NOT MY FAVOURITE POKEMOON :((((
BETRAYALS, BLANTANT CORRUPTION, MORE NEWS AT 11
Death Stranding
Have you ever walked before?
Thanks, Tim! Now we don't pay for the game!
Epic Games Store
Exclusive until 2020
We predicted this.
Blizzard
Si doi gak ming
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

Most Hated Award

for Most Hated Game of the Year

Least Worst Award

for Least Worst Game of the Year

Seal of Quality Award

for Biggest Technical Blunder

New Challenger Award

for Best New IP

IP Twist Award

for Best New Implementation of an Old Franchise

Blue Checkmark Award

for Most Pointless Controversy

Patapon Award

for Best Soundtrack

Electric Boogaloo Award

for Worst Sequel

Good Deed Award

for Biggest Redemption in Gaming

BUY MY GAME AWARD

for Most Blatantly Promoted Game

Plot and Backstory Award

for Best Representation of Women

The Billy Herrington Award

for Best Representation of Men

Tablet Mode Award

for Worst Graphics

8K ULTRA HD 2160P RETINA DISPLAY AWARD

for Best Graphics

AESTHETICS Award

for Best Visual Aesthetics

Pottery Award

for Worst Writing

Tahiti Award

for Best Writing

MT/v/ Award

for Best /v/ the Musical Song

Guilty Pleasure Award

for the Game I Like but /v/ Hates

Hate Machine Award

for Crimes Against Gaming

Hyperbole Award

for Best Trailer

Kamige Award

for Best Eroge

Not Important Award

for Worst Character

Kiryu Award

for Best Character

Niche Award

for Best Game that Nobody Played

PIXEL5 R 74T

for Most Pretentious Indie Game

Press X to Win the Award

for Worst Gameplay

Book by its Cover Award

for Best Box Art

Smug Pessimist Award

for Most Disappointing Game

Please Be Good Award

for Most Anticipated Game

/vr/ Award

for Best Video Game of 1999

Swine Flu Award

for Best Video Game of 2009

10 Out of 10's Award

for Least Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

0 Out of 10's Award

for Worst Game of this Decade (2010-2019)

Ludo Kino Award

for Best Movie Based On A Video Game of All Time

A Award Is You

for Worst Localization of All Time

Cease and Desist Award

for Best Fangame of All Time

Consume Product Award

for Best Product

Your Inventory

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